Stephanie Needs...

I am not sleeping because I am having MAJOR PMS and I yelled at my hub & kids tonight. So what is my new favorite outlet when I am boiling, you guessed it! Riding the blog super highway. Anyways, I visited Natalie's blog and I am SOOOO copying her! If you haven't played this game, you HAVE TO play!!!! It is gut-busting funny!

The instructions as posted on Natalie's blog are "If you haven't seen this game before, you Google your first name followed by the word "needs"... the results are pretty funny."

Play along. Here are my needs (I apologize in advance for anything offensive, remember this is what Google REALLY said):

Stephanie needs some help. Look at those pants! She should have stayed on the sidewalk!
Stephanie needs Rhinoplasty Surgery
Stephanie needs a ride
Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance because of the men
Stephanie needs to post some of the "Excel Sonnets”
Stephanie needs Ranger's savvy and expertise
Stephanie needs cash-fast
Stephanie needs a behavior modification approach to deal (um, yeah.)
Stephanie needs a family who can be patient and nurturing, and who has an organized routine. (Why do you think I flipped out?)
Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on, preferably an alpha one (Dear, did you read that?)
Stephanie needs to bring in Eddie DeChooch, an aging mobster who seems to have lost his touch for smuggling but still knows how to use a handgun
Stephanie needs to control things outside of her, like her home and children, because she feels so out of control inside—(Thanks Oprah for this one.)
Stephanie needs to be educated in the least-restrictive environment
Stephanie needs clear, simple directions
Stephanie needs to find a bunch of nasty elves
Stephanie needs to party like crazy before monday so what are you doing tomorrow night?
Stephanie needs to find the secret location
Stephanie needs to cut the word “wow” out of her vocabulary
Stephanie needs some help ( I am sure my DH & DD’s would agree after the yelling fit I had tonight.)
Stephanie needs to have people on her side who want to see justice done for her murder!
Stephanie needs seriously to be recasted (Well, I guess after my murder, I would need to be.)

And my favorite…
Stephanie needs to be checked into the mental hospital (after all this, I certainly do!)


P.S. Seriously, here are the last two that I found. Not quite appro-pro, but funny, non the less.
Stephanie needs to get laid & Stephanie needs seven volunteers at the event. Well alrighty then!!!