Stephanie Needs...

I am not sleeping because I am having MAJOR PMS and I yelled at my hub & kids tonight. So what is my new favorite outlet when I am boiling, you guessed it! Riding the blog super highway. Anyways, I visited Natalie's blog and I am SOOOO copying her! If you haven't played this game, you HAVE TO play!!!! It is gut-busting funny!

The instructions as posted on Natalie's blog are "If you haven't seen this game before, you Google your first name followed by the word "needs"... the results are pretty funny."

Play along. Here are my needs (I apologize in advance for anything offensive, remember this is what Google REALLY said):

Stephanie needs some help. Look at those pants! She should have stayed on the sidewalk!
Stephanie needs Rhinoplasty Surgery
Stephanie needs a ride
Stephanie needs to get the women together in an alliance because of the men
Stephanie needs to post some of the "Excel Sonnets”
Stephanie needs Ranger's savvy and expertise
Stephanie needs cash-fast
Stephanie needs a behavior modification approach to deal (um, yeah.)
Stephanie needs a family who can be patient and nurturing, and who has an organized routine. (Why do you think I flipped out?)
Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on, preferably an alpha one (Dear, did you read that?)
Stephanie needs to bring in Eddie DeChooch, an aging mobster who seems to have lost his touch for smuggling but still knows how to use a handgun
Stephanie needs to control things outside of her, like her home and children, because she feels so out of control inside—(Thanks Oprah for this one.)
Stephanie needs to be educated in the least-restrictive environment
Stephanie needs clear, simple directions
Stephanie needs to find a bunch of nasty elves
Stephanie needs to party like crazy before monday so what are you doing tomorrow night?
Stephanie needs to find the secret location
Stephanie needs to cut the word “wow” out of her vocabulary
Stephanie needs some help ( I am sure my DH & DD’s would agree after the yelling fit I had tonight.)
Stephanie needs to have people on her side who want to see justice done for her murder!
Stephanie needs seriously to be recasted (Well, I guess after my murder, I would need to be.)

And my favorite…
Stephanie needs to be checked into the mental hospital (after all this, I certainly do!)

P.S. Seriously, here are the last two that I found. Not quite appro-pro, but funny, non the less.
Stephanie needs to get laid & Stephanie needs seven volunteers at the event. Well alrighty then!!!


Jen3 @ Amazing Trips said...

LOL!!! That last one ... were those two strung together - such that the seven volunteers would be at "the event"?!

Oh my. With all those volunteers - you might be able to unload some of your zucchinis. I mean, they might need it for ... uh, energy.

PMS. What a drag. It certainly does keep many a woman up late at night blogging. Who? Me?! :)

Stephanie said...

Jen, they were two separate websites, but the first one was right before the last one. I am LAUGHING MY GUTS OUT at your comment.

Adventures In Babywearing said...

Too funny! I guess I don't need to play since I am a Stephanie, too!

Sketchy said...

LOL!! These are too funny, well, maybe a little bedroom fun would help with the PMS...

ABC Momma said...

That is hilarious! I wonder what I need? I'll be posting about it later this week.

utmommy said...

Sorry about the PMS. No fun for y ou. I'll have to try this one with my name and see what happens.

Beck said...

Many of those were descriptions of the "Stephanie Plum" book series, by Janet Evanovitch - unless you're secretly a bounty hunter!

Amber said...


Amber needs an escape plan.

Amber needs to go, and as the toilet is locked, she pees a lake on the garage floor.....

Thoroughly Mormon Millie said...

LOL ... the last two together were hilarious!!!! How funny!

Say hi to Eddie DeChooch and the Nasty Elves for me (hey, that would make a good band name).

Dawnyel said...

I'm dying! I wish that game worked for my name, but I didn't get ANYTHING like that! Oh, well...I hope you don't get checked into the mental hospital over your PMS episode! (Don't you just hate it when you can't control your emotions!? I know I do!!)
In the mean time, here's a bag of Hershey's kissables!! :)

Nikkie said...

That was just Hilarous!!! I'm sorry you got the PMS Thang going on, I can totally relate!

Glass Half Full said...

This is hilarious! When I have time between mowing the lawn and caring for two boys (including my recuperating hubby), I'll have to try this!

itybtyfrog said...

So funny...it is amazing how many of those things actually fit. I just did mine, and I do need to do a lot of them. I will post mine tomorrow.

Valarie said...

I love the last two. Your list is better than my 4 measly results.