11.13.2008

Tessism...don't read if you are easily offended...remember, she is only four.

So this comes right after a post about my sweet baby.

A little background. My sweet Tessie is prone to a certain infection in her girl parts. We use the real term for body parts at my house...HOWEVER, I don't want this to be "searchable" with all of the pervs out there. So when refering to certain *girl parts*, we will say it with some symbols included. Now, because of this infection, she also gets urinary tract infections. To ward this off, she has to drink LOTS of Cranberry juice.

I even posted a bit about it once. Dated April 16, 2008:

"You know you are a cool parent...

...when your daughter spills her cran-raspberry juice and instead of getting upset, you hand her and her sister straws.



Or could it be that you are just lazy?"



Keep that in mind.


Last Saturday we were doing our monthly run to Costco. We were in the van and Jeremy, Amelia and I were in the middle of a conversation when sweet little Tessie, who hates to be left out of anything, piped up and said:


"Remember when Amelia drank my v@gin@ juice with a straw?"


Can you picture the look on our faces? Yeah. It looks about like yours right now.

After a bit of probing, we came to the conclusion that it was the ABOVE situation she was talking about. Talk about good blackmail for when she is a teenager. We didn't say she wasn't easily confused.

13 comments:

Bilary said...

YAY! You blogged that story! I am so glad. Your daughter is so darling, and I can say that she is definitely one of my favorite people. You can't help but love the girl to death.

Amber said...

ROFL!!!!

Have you seen my posts about that stuff? We have issues with girl infections at our house.

I think you should totally bring that story up at her bridal shower. ;)

AimeeTheSuperMom said...

That must have been a proud moment. Bwahahahahaahaha!!! How many dirty old men turned and looked at you with new interest after that one? I'm seriously laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my face.

daiseymae said...

she is Priceless!

Jill said...

Pretty creative way to tell this story. I'll have to remember symbols when I'm telling stories on my blog! Tess a very bright and beautiful little girl!

Char said...

Ha ha ha!

The Petersens said...

These are the kid moments you have to love. I fear what Josh is going to come up with when he can talk.

mammagena said...

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!! Hilarious. And, yes, wonderful blackmail material! :D

Andrea said...

Whoops! It was a good thing that you were in the car.

That would be something that my kids would say while I was in a public bathroom stall with them. I would then have to hide out for an indefinite amount of time until everyone had cleared out...

Amy said...

ROFL!! And how great you just gave them straws, I'll have to remember that for the next time we have a mess.

Jenn said...

hahahahahahahahahahahaha Oh my gosh that is funny. My niece who is also four has the same thing. She gets them all the time. They did some huge freaky test on her at primaries a few weeks back and it was so traumatic for her! Oy- I am so sorry you guys have to deal with that stuff too. At least you will always have moments like this...

Ashley said...

I love it! Tess always says the funniest stuff. She really was just being honest. Hopefully she gets rid of those nasty infections. That sucks to have them all time!

Kris said...

How funny!