9.09.2007

Anatomy Lesson

Or a story wherein my new dog gets molested.

Okay, because every once in a while I am scraping the bottom of the barrel for blog posts I have to resort to exploiting one of my offspring. This is one of those posts. If you cringe at the thought of using one of your children for entertainment purposes, read no further and check out some of my bloggy links in my sidebar.

Having a new puppy is proving to be HIGHLY entertaining. When you cross of the times when you just let said dog out to use the bathroom and she comes in and pees on the carpet right in front of you, it has been a pleasant experience....at least for those of us who actually live in our home.

My sister was so kind as to indulge DH and I in a night out. She came to watch our new puppy. The kids are potty trained and all they really needed was someone who knew how to use gas appliances. So it was really the dog she was here to watch.

Having come home from a lovely evening I came home to a disgusted sister and two very happy children and a puppy who had been manhandled in a way no puppy should EVER have to be handled.

My sisters story is this (at least as close as I can get to what she told me)...

"I was sitting on the couch with The Princess, The Pea and Rosie. I looked over at the Pea and noticed that she had the dog with her back laying on her like a doll. I saw that she was rubbing a certain body part. I said 'Pea, what are you DOING?!?!?!?!' The Pea then said matter-of-factly, 'I am playing with her belly button.' "

Yikes. My poor sister had to tell The Pea that we don't play with the doggy's belly button. Then she made her scrub her hands...LOTS!

So today I asked The Pea why she played with the puppy's belly button. She pulled up her shirt and showed me her belly button. Have I mentioned that The Pea has a HUGE outie.

We then talked about how it really isn't a belly button at all, but the hole the dog uses to go potty. We don't play with that hole on us...or the dog.

Chalk this up to one of those conversations that I NEVER thought I would have. Kind of akin to when I had to tell her last week that it would never be a good idea to poop in our chocolate milk.

Nice.

16 comments:

Tori :) said...

That's hilarious!! Poor Pea!!
I remember seeing my cousin's dog having, uh, problems getting a certain part of his body to go back down. My mom had to explain that to me. And another time the kids and I saw 2 dogs, well, stuck together. I had to explain that.
Freakin' dogs.

elasticwaistbandlady said...

Cesar The Dog Whisperer will have to come and counsel Rosie and have her put her point with her paw to the place on the doll where she got 'The Bad Touch.'

Our chocolate Labrador is named Reagan, but Humper would have been more apropos.

itybtyfrog said...

That is funny! I guess it is always a good time to learn something new!

Sketchy said...

Oh goodness! LOL

You know my sil's had a cat named "fuzzy balls"... But they were old enough to know better too!

Gabriela said...

Ewww, eww and ewww. She will die if you ever share that story in her presence when she is older.

Michelle said...

Ooh. No words for that. I wouldn't know how to have a conversation explaining something like that... well done to you. (and the comments have been messed up for days, Rosie is so adorable!)

No Cool Story said...

Oh no :P
So many level of bad.

The Rookie said...

HAHA! I needed a good laugh, even if it is at the expense of poor Pea...and Rosie's virtue.

Mel said...

Yipes... that's quite a story. Poor kid:(

Kara Elmore said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!! LAUGHING SOOOOOOOOOO hard!!!!!!!!

Olivia said...

That is so funny! You're poor sister for having to deal with it and then tell you about it!

Liam's Mom - Gina said...

Excellent blog material! Excellent. Thanks for sharing!

Tee said...

ROFL!!! Yucky but funny!

The Mathews Four said...

Where's the giggle emoticon when I need it?!
-Jessica

jd said...

OH I am laughing so hard!! This hurts! I am dying also about "humper the wonder dog" that elasticwaistbandlady.

How's that baby doing?

MoreToLife said...

She cracks me up!