Guaranteed Ugly
My new favorite term. It means trading one ugly for another. I saw it on another blog today. Ironically I had a guaranteed ugly show up in my life just after reading.
Today my guaranteed ugly:
I traded house sparrows building a nest right above my front door. Saving future neighbors from being attacked. Sorry Kim.
For a creepy, scary, old lady lawn ornament owl that is supposed to keep rabid sparrows away.
I only open my front door if I have to. Then I come back inside and hyperventilate. Eventually I will move the owl around the corner. I just need the swallows to know who pays the mortgage around here. It's a creepy fake owl.
6 comments:
I hope Mr. Owl does his job! Thanks for linking to my post!
Amy
A lady I work with has one of those creepy owls she puts on her car hood during the day. Go figure!
LOL- thats pretty funny. I think you should keep the owl around and dress it up like they do out east with geese. Oh my goodness you could start a new trend.
Loving that term and sorry about the ugly owl. I hope he does his job well too.
Love the new front door! More photos of the new digs please!
You've still got it...the way you word things always puts a smile on my face!
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